Nov 9, 2020 |
I hate the abuse of our wonderful language. What does that word mean? It means “I can’t express myself.” How, like, sad. Like ~ Alan A cautionary, like, tale So I meets this, like, gorgeous chick, And I, like, I says to her… Well, you know how...
Nov 2, 2020 |
Sung to the tune of Daisy, Daisy give me your answer due! ~ Alan Boris! Boris! Bor-is! Bo-ris! Never knows what to do! Why keep changing, Driving us all cuckoo? Today it’s the circuit breaker, Or a trip to the undertaker. The one thing, I fear, You have made crystal...
Nov 2, 2020 |
Topical Tiers ~ Alan Tiers Tiers! Tiers! Tiers! They can’t stop shedding tiers! They come in a perpetual flood, And every Tier’s as clear as mud So Cheers! Boris! Cheers! lf l’m on One, and You’re on Two, They say l’m better off...
Oct 16, 2020 |
Who can we really trust? Surely the people we vote for? Ha! Ha! ~ Alan Democracy We vote for left, We vote for right. They give us day, They give us night. Some are doers, Some are diers. And all of them are fucking liars. Comments are welcome Please note that all...
Oct 16, 2020 |
Don’t we all have the feeling sometimes that it is not just our physical lives, but our brains that are in lockdown? ~ Alan Life in Lockdown It’s gone. Disappeared. Just like that. Who would have thought it? Vanished into thin air. Must be somewhere. Here or...
