I loathe the whole concept of hunting animals as a “sport” – whether it be foxes, or partridges, or lions or bears, or rhinos or elephants etc etc.

~ Alan

Nov 27, 2020 | 0 comments

The Hunter

I shot a hunter in the fall,
And gave his neck a trim.
His head looks better on the wall
Than it ever did on him.

For many years I got my thrills
From shooting the big five.
I hunted them so successfully
Not one of them survive.

The wildlife I loved to kill
Is impossible to find.
So instead of hunting wild things
I hunt the human kind.

The animals have disappeared,

But hunting is such fun

That I’ll go on killing people

Till my hunting days are done.

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