Ah…tissue!

Don’t you wish your dog could wipe his own nose? ~ Alan Ah…tissue! Will someone tell me please What compels my dog to sneeze? It could be, I suppose, A problem with his nose. But I always have to wipe it, When I really want to swipe it.   Whilst I’m willing to...

Home

Some travelling is not worth the effort! ~ Alan Home I expect I’ll be off now, Or off very soon. No idea where I’m going. Think I’ll start with the moon. Then out into space And a float through the stars, With a side trip to Jupiter, Venus or Mars. And then?...

Heaven or Hell

We never want to be separated ~ Alan Heaven or Hell I’d love to take my dogs with me When I toss my lot. Though I’ll probably go to Hell, And Hell is too damned hot. So, please, God, Bend the standing rule, Give me a break, And let me in upstairs Where it’s cool. If...

The Next One

It takes a lifetime to climb this high ~ Alan The Next One It takes a long time To climb this high, Day after day, Year after year. It takes a lifetime To reach the sky.     And when you get here The wind blows cold, The sky is clear, And the seagulls cry...

Blind Feebee

The bravest dog I know ~ Alan Blind Feebee Little black dog, Peering through tangled hair, Mind that table, I say, Mind that chair. Blind you may be, But you find your way Without me Telling your blind eyes How to see. Comments are welcome Please note that all...