Tiers

Topical Tiers ~ Alan Tiers Tiers! Tiers! Tiers! They can’t stop shedding tiers! They come in a perpetual flood, And every Tier’s as clear as mud So Cheers! Boris! Cheers!   lf l’m on One, and You’re on Two, They say l’m better off...

Democracy

Who can we really trust? Surely the people we vote for? Ha! Ha! ~ Alan Democracy  We vote for left, We vote for right. They give us day, They give us night. Some are doers, Some are diers. And all of them are fucking liars. Comments are welcome Please note that all...

Life in Lockdown

Don’t we all have the feeling sometimes that it is not just our physical lives, but our brains that are in lockdown? ~ Alan Life in Lockdown It’s gone. Disappeared. Just like that. Who would have thought it? Vanished into thin air. Must be somewhere. Here or...

With apologies to the great W.S. Gilbert

Titwitty may be the best informed medical expert we have. He is certainly the grimmest one. If only he would cheer up! Smile! TWitty! ~ Alan With apologies to the great W.S. Gilbert On a tree by a river a little tom-tit Sang Whitty, titWhitty, titWhitty! And I said to...

Land of Hope and Glory

There are times when we lose hope. I believe that what rescues us from despair is laughter. ~ Alan Land of Hope and Glory Land of hope and glory, Mother of the free, That, at least, was the story, How it used to be.   It was Land of hope and glory, Mother of the...